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PRIVACY POLICY
EFFECTIVE: JUNE 4, 2026
This Privacy Policy explains how Probably Nothing ("we," "us," or "our") collects, uses, and discloses information about you when you visit probablynothing.fyi (the "Site") or subscribe to our newsletter or SMS program (collectively, the "Services").
Information We Collect
- Email address — required to deliver the newsletter.
- Mobile phone number — optional, used only if you opt in to SMS alerts.
- IP address and device information — collected automatically when you visit the Site.
- Usage analytics — aggregate engagement data (opens, clicks, page visits).
How We Use Information
- To deliver the newsletter to your inbox.
- To send optional SMS alerts if you have explicitly opted in.
- To measure performance and improve content through internal analytics.
- To comply with legal obligations.
Third-Party Processors
We share limited information with vendors who help us operate the Services, including our email delivery platform and our SMS provider. These processors are contractually bound to use your information solely to provide services to us.
Your Rights
You may unsubscribe from the newsletter at any time using the link at the bottom of every email. You may opt out of SMS by replying STOP. To request deletion of any personal data we hold about you, email privacy@probablynothing.fyi.
Sale of Information
We do not sell your personal information to any third party. We never have. We never will.
Children
The Services are not directed to children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children.
Changes
We may update this Policy from time to time. Material changes will be reflected by updating the effective date above.
Contact
Questions? Email privacy@probablynothing.fyi.